Saturday, June 20, 2009

Summer Random Kid Quote - Day 4



"Mom, how much money do I have in my college account in the bank."
"Uhh, none of your business until you go to college."
"But, I need to know how much money I have."
"Why is that?"
"Because I need to know how much I have to spend on my science supplies for my evil experiments."
"Well, we definitely can't touch it until you're ready for college."
"Mom, can I go to evil villain science college?"
"Sure."

walking away to himself.....
"I wonder how much money I have in my wallet?"



 

Summer Random Kid Quote- Day 3

"Mom, I'm never getting married"
"Never? Really?"
"Never"
"Why is that?"
"Because then I have to share my money with my wife, I don't want to share my money"
"What if you don't have much money, and she has a lot?"
"Then I have to spend money on my kids."
"Oh, I see. Well looks like you have it all planned out."
"Yup, definitely not getting married, kids are too expensive and women like shoes too much."

Summer Random Kid Quote Day 2




While playing the game of LIFE:

Aj - "Hunter, No Cheating!"
Hunter - "Why?"
Aj - "Because there's no cheating in the game of LIFE"
Hunter - "Well then it's not very LIFE like."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Summer Random Kid Quote - Day 1.75

(Hunter)  Mom, I have  discovered the ultimate weapon. If I smile big and get sun on my braces, I can beam the sun on people and burn them. Like this.....

(Me)  Ack! My eye!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Summer Random Kid Quote - Day One






" Hunter, look how strong I am. I'm so strong my feet have bi-ceps"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I Present you Star Scream


He is so proud of those little pieces of tin. 
He charmed the pants off the staff.
And everyone he met between the orthodontist and going in to class got to see his new tin grin. 
What a stud!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

One hellacious pictureless post!

Ummm, yeah, no picture! Why? Because my day sucked! Again, so why no picture? Ummm, I spilled a giant glass of lemonade on my laptop! Ugh! Per Mr Apple Genious, $1250.00 is the charge. Un-B-lievable when the laptop cost just a couple hundred more than that. 

Let's see what all made this day so bad? 

Not enough sleep, then spilled the drink, then dropped my camera! Hmmm, what happened next, you ask? Dropped my iPhone. The camera drop and phone drop came shortly after I stepped in the only MUD PUDDLE in Cali since it hasn't rained in over a week. Well ofcourse, wearing a pair of shoes I've worn all of ONE time. The shoes are stained, but luckily there appears to be no damage to the phone and camera.

On the way home from Sac, the low gas light came on. I thought, well with my luck I better gas up or I'll be out of gas next to no where, so I stopped and got gas. I hadn't eaten more than a hand full of pistachios and a quick bite of Austin's egg samich (as he calls it) since a banana at breakfast it was now past 9 pm. Now I never eat McDonald's. It just doesn't appeal to me, tastes caca, and makes me do pretty much that too. But all that is around and open is a Mickey D's. So I think, Can't go too bad with a little cheeseburger. My mistake was to order without onions. I get a cheeseburger with extra onions no pickle. Literally on the tag it says extra onions no pickle. When I ordered, on the screen it said cheeseburger no onion, on the tag in the car back on the freeway is when I find out differently. 

It's not my day, that's for sure. But now to work for the next two hours, then pack for Disney, where all my woes will turn to pixie dust, and I can just be a kid with my kids. 

Hope your day was better than mine. My tomorrow is looking up!

Added:
Well, we get to Disney on day 2 of bad luck and l0 and behold, no boys' suitcase. Quick trip to Target and $160.00 later.... You get my drift. But it turned around after that. Other than some blistered feet and some new laugh lines, we made out like fun bandits. Disney rocked!