"Mom, I'm never getting married""Never? Really?"
"Never"
"Why is that?"
"Because then I have to share my money with my wife, I don't want to share my money"
"What if you don't have much money, and she has a lot?"
"Then I have to spend money on my kids."
"Oh, I see. Well looks like you have it all planned out."
"Yup, definitely not getting married, kids are too expensive and women like shoes too much."
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