
AJ: Mom, can Hunter and I got to Sally's house?
Mom: Not right now.
AJ: Come on, mom, we can take ourselves.
Mom: Not right now. 
AJ: But Hunter and I are both 8, 8+8=16, which means we're old enough to drive when we are together. 
Mom: Nice try buster. 
Mom to Self: I better go hide the car keys.